simZILLA

About simZILLA

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simZILLA. Global eSIM platform. No accounts, no forms, instant activation.

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Buying a travel eSIM shouldn't need an account, a passport scan, or a 20-minute signup.
Pick a plan. Pay with card or crypto. Scan a QR code. Done.
No accounts. No forms. No waiting.
You're online in ~60 seconds by card. That's the whole deal.

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A lightweight stack built for speed and privacy.
No bloat. No tracking. No third-party payment processors.
Your payment goes straight to the network. No middlemen.

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209 destinations. Zero accounts.
Local, regional, and worldwide eSIMs.
Rechargeable plans on select products, look for the ↻ badge.
Priced honestly. No fine print.

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Fiat cards (Visa/Mastercard) — instant delivery
Bitcoin (BTC) on-chain
Monero (XMR), 5% discount
Stablecoins: USDT & USDC, plus ETH & 300+ altcoins

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Our Philosophy

Privacy isn't a feature we bolted on later. Every decision starts with one question: "Does this require knowing who the customer is?" If the answer is yes, we find another way.

We don't have accounts because we don't want to store your data. We don't put a middleman in your payment because we don't want a processor in the loop. We offer PGP delivery because your eSIM QR code is yours, not ours, not your carrier's, not some email provider's.

Honest Pricing, Always

We keep prices low by keeping things lean. No ad spend chasing your clicks, no investor pressure to squeeze every line item, no bloated sales teams. Just a focused team and a catalog that's priced honestly.

The price you see is the price you pay. No hidden fees, no "dynamic pricing." We'd rather earn your repeat business than your data.

How Payments Work

Pay your way. Card for convenience, crypto for control.

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Pay by card and it's handled securely by Stripe — the same checkout you already trust, with buyer protection and instant confirmation. No account to create, no billing profile to keep.

Or pay with Bitcoin, Monero, USDT, USDC, or ETH: your payment moves straight from your own wallet to the network. There's no card processor, no account network, and no middleman holding your money who could freeze, delay, or trace the transfer. The transaction is between your wallet and the chain.

We keep no billing profile on you and ask for no payment details beyond what the payment method itself requires. Crypto payments are final and irreversible once confirmed; no one can claw one back, and no intermediary exists to reverse a mistake. It's the honest trade-off of self-custody: you hold your keys, you own your transaction, and you keep full control of your money. Prefer the convenience of a card? That's your call — and it's just as welcome here.

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The Mascot

Why a ZILLA for an eSIM company? Because when you land in a new country, you should roar onto the network, not fumble with SIM cards and registration forms. Connectivity should be unstoppable. Privacy should be fierce.

We named the company after a giant monster. What did you expect? A privacy policy? (We have one of those too. It's good. Read it.)

Contact

No support ticket system. No chatbot. No phone number.
For order issues, include your order ID.
We can't verify your identity. Your order ID is how we find your purchase.

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